I've continued to be fairly terrible with regular updates, so perhaps irregular updates will be the regularity?

I have, however, submitted the novel into another channel of possible publishing. To be fair, though, becoming victor of the Amazon Breakthrough Novel Award is statistically a 1 in 5000 chance of success. Thankfully, I'm not a statistician and enjoy gallivanting against the grain of odds and reality. I'll put twenty bucks on dark humor coming out on top of the contest.

More snow and ice hit the Midwest this week, proving that one can become stuck without even moving two feet from your parking place in the driveway. Father Winter, ye olde tool, you can leave and not return until November.

Expect to hear from me in less than a week. Adios, cyberspace.