So, lovely readers, I didn't make it past the first round of the Amazon novel thingy. I didn't suspect to get very far in the beginning, only because I'm not sure my style is one you could call "breakthrough and sell-able." But entertaining? About as much as watching a grizzly bear battle a tiger... with a machine gun.

And so I trudge on, with pursuing an agent to represent my own brand of absurdity.

But, I will be moving to Denver in June, at the latest. I think the mountainscape will provide me with a much needed distraction and hopefully stoke those fires of creativity. You should all move there to soak in the scenery and drink delicious beers. And get piercings and tats while you're at it, because everyone's doing it.

Until next time, sirs and madams.